Before I get into this I know that most of you will be reading this after the fact, so Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day. And here are somethings that happen every St. Patrick's Day, but have really chaffed me this time of year every year.
You know what really chaffs my nuts?
St. Patrick's Day. Now I don't mean the actual celebration per-say but some of
those nauseatingly cheesy traditions that we have. Those are the
things that chaff me.
An example of that is the saying
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day".
No, no they're not.
Everybody is different and unique. Now I'm not saying you can't have fun on
this holiday that has become a celebration, it's fine However, when drunken fucktards
are running around exclaiming that their name is O’Brien or Guinness; when I heard
that 50 thousand times, then I'm a bit pissed. That would be like saying
everybody is Chinese on the lunar New Year. But fine, that's kool. If you want
to be Irish then take a potato, embrace alcoholism, develop resentment-fueled
rage, and disown any gay or effeminate family member accept when you need
money. That's one way to be Irish.
The next thing that pisses me off is
phrase "Kiss me, I'm Irish".
No, no one wants to because no one wants
to kiss alcoholism, and depression. No one wants to do that. They don't. I mean
just look at Boston, Massachusetts. Seriously, do you want to kiss that? I didn't think so. If
that doesn't convince you then how about kissing Liam Nelson. How about
douchebaggie Colin Farrell?
Here is the last thing that kinda
pisses me off. Chicago dyes its river green. It's not just Chicago, but I'm using them as an example, and yes they do it. Seriously, they go as far as to
dye the river. Years from now there will be a surge of pale skin red haired
babies, it will be revealed that just like agent orange, it's a result of all
chemicals in the water. Sure St. Patrick's day is fun,
