Do you know what really chaffs my nuts? What really chaffs my nuts is Valentines Day. While I haven't had the chance to completely finish my rant on Valentines Day, I will leave with a Valentines Day Haiku. Actually it's not your typical Haiku, but you'll get the point.
Darth Vader
A Sad HandJob
Waking up half naked in a Denny's parking lot.
So, until I have the full rant on Valentines Day finished I will leave you with this. HAPPY POST VALENTINES DAY! My post-post rant will be here in a couple of days.
Until the next rash,
Lou Ford.
FIN
