Hello, and well come to another episode of What Really Chaffs My Nuts. This is a not a rant yet, but a bit of a promotion. So, coming soon, The Big Cup of Go Fuck Yourself Award. 

I'll pour a piping hot one for ya.

It is an award, well actually not an award, but more of an acknowledgement of the douche bags in the world, and then honor them for their assholish fucktardedness. I'll basically thank them for the comedy they have provided, and then symbolically drink a toast to them out of my big "Big Cup of Go Fuck Yourself" mug. People like this will be honored.

Dieing?

Really, dieing? Really? Just read it. Dieing?
So until the next rash,










Lou Ford

FIN

P.S.

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Go to Gracie's for all things Italian.  Visit  www.GraciesRavioli.com.

Gracie's Ravioli, they'll make a garvone out of you yet. 

Getting dull

Welcome to another episode of "What Really Chaffs My Nuts". This isn't a rant, but recently when I was watching TV with my daughter I saw Ice Cube on Sesame Street with Elmo; it was hilarious, and I added the text to the below image. 

Hilarious right? But seriously, you know you lost your edge when you're appearing on Sesame Street with Elmo.

Until the next rash,


Lou Ford.

FIN