I could rant about how I think that your existence is the cause of autism, but instead I'll let a poem written by a talented artist who is a friend of mine explain it. The author goes by the pen name 5A5 . Enjoy.
Hats and masks Sunglasses and shade Another reason to run away Comfy sweaters Nostalgic scent Wasted efforts Money is spent Hipster Follower FAKE Urban Bohemian Lover Hate Trying hard to be unique Yet, you are all just the same Start a new trend “Let’s all wear visors” Instead of living in the real world Taking guidance from the wiser Demented indie punks That need spiritual advisors Living off daddy’s money In Williamsburg, Brooklyn Starving yourselves because you can never be too thin Poets, starving artists, philosophers Taking any drug given to you Rufies and more But who cares anyway? It’s the latest craze Shooting heroin and smoking haze "Cus all the cool kids do it And I want to be one of them!" Trust fund babies Zombies as friends Paying twice the price for a ten-time worn cardigan Designer glasses with non-prescription lenses Pentagram chokers Non-menthol smokers Might as well just kill yourselves now
I'll just let that settle in. Until the next rash,
Lou Ford
P.S.
Go to Facebook and check out 5A5 page. Seriously, great stuff. Check it out.
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What's up with the ravioli pitch?? And ya know visor wearers, misdirected as they may be, are people too. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteThe Ravioli pitch is to help out my father-in-law who owned a deli named Gracie's Ravioli. He now writes a blog and cook books. The visors are just bad. LOL.
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