Hey, this Lou Ford, and know what really chaffs my nuts? The many animated facial expressions  of Joan Rivers.


Observe:

Joan Rivers' O-face. 

Joan Rivers Happy.

Joan Rivers Sad.

Joan Rivers surprised.

Joan Rivers Angry. 

Joan Rivers Dead.

I mean does anybody actually even know if she is still alive? Is she still breathing, or have a pulse? Seriously, is her daughter so obsessed, and lonely that she preserves her mother's body with fabric softener, so that way she'll never leave her. Is there a bath tube  filled with Downy in the basement where it's nice and cool? Anybody, anybody got anything? Anybody?

Well until the next rash, Lou Ford FIN