You know why this chaffs my nuts? You know why? Well, it's cause if that was the case then don't include in the warning that the best way to avoid serious injury is to not play football. Wait, forget not including the warning, just don't sell the damn product. See, most people know that for decades such things as cigarettes were not known to cause cancer and other diseases. When those consequences were discovered the companies had hidden those facts and even convinced customers that smoking might even be good for their health. The warning on a pack of smokes while seemingly stupid really does serve a purpose. That shit presented above, however, is almost an insult to our intelligence. Man has know ever since the beginning of time that if you hit someone hard they get hurt. That's why many sports involve pads. The reason why soldiers and law enforcement officers wear ballistic vests is 'cause weapons can hurt you. I'd like to ask corporations to do us a favor and leave more stupid ass warning on their products. Shitty warning on such things as antidepressants that reads "The best way to avoid depression is not to get sad". How about that one assholes?
Seriously, this is a perfect example of irony at it's fucking core. Well, that and burning your house down with stress relief candles. What the fuck?
And that is what really chaffs my nuts.
Until the next rash,
Lou Ford
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